Fred and I found a cool tractor...
Fred and I found a cool tractor junkyard on the way home, but we couldn't fit this on the trailer of the tow vehicle. Sorry, Fred.
Dear Mom & Dad,
Thanks a lot for letting me go to Ultimate Adventure this year. It was the best ever! I had a really good time and got to see lots of friends from last year, and I made some new friends too. Almost all of us made it on time this year, but we were all really tired on the first trail after some traveled for two days straight to meet everyone!
I tried to be really good, and didn't take any naps in the parking lot like last year, but I flooded a hotel room by accident one night (don't ask, long story, oops) and crashed a 50cc motorcycle a couple days later. Don't worry, I think I'll be able to walk normally in a couple of days.
Well, hopefully we'll be back home next week, if we don't blow up any more trailer tires like on the way out and we don't run out of gas many more times (we bought a fuel can the second time, which was great the third time it happened).
See ya soon!
P.S. Can I come back next year? Please!
 Sponsor Stephen Watson and...  Sponsor Stephen Watson and his dad were really tired after driving straight through from Colorado and still arriving two days late. | 
Really tired... |  4-Wheel and Off-Road Publisher...  4-Wheel and Off-Road Publisher Jeff Nasi was so worn out that he thought his rollcage was talking to him at one point. |
 Feature editor Fred Williams...  Feature editor Fred Williams got out of line this one time and sponsor Clifton Slay, editor Rick Pw's evil co-counselor, had to slap him around. |  Sponsor Sam Patton brought...  Sponsor Sam Patton brought squirt guns and was picking on guests Chris Durham and Trent McGee, but then they found some squirters. Then Sam didn't wanna play anymore. |  Fred gained some weight during...  Fred gained some weight during the trip. He got so fat that we had to drive with our doors open across three states. Just kidding. Actually, the latches on the tube doors wouldn't keep them shut so we did cross three states like that. But don't worry: They only flew open in corners. |
Poison Spyder Customs. |  Reader John Hughbanks stole...  Reader John Hughbanks stole someone else's juicebox, but he's really big so nobody stopped him. Plus, he wasted every body panel on his Bronco this week, so he really deserved it. |  Evil co-counselor Clifton...  Evil co-counselor Clifton pulled some chest hair from guest Tom Boyd after he crashed a luggage cart. Lessons hurt. |
 "Ooh, who's that cute old...  "Ooh, who's that cute old guy? Check out the way he struts." |  We made some new friends in...  We made some new friends in Missouri before heading out to make new friends in Arkansas and Oklahoma. |  Tom tried to take one of the...  Tom tried to take one of the waitresses home with him, but she didn't dig his ride. |