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No-Pay Dirt

Cheap Truck Challenge--have fun with none
By Fred Williams
Photography by Harry J. Wagner, The 4-Wheel & Off-Road Staff
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Fred Williams
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David Freiburger and Rick... 
   
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David Freiburger and Rick Pw
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Jerrod Jones
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Day one started with our ragtag... 
   
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Day one started with our ragtag group trying to find each other in the midst of the TDS Safari. Editor Pw's Old Guy Club (OGC) had arrived from many miles away to get to the desert, sip some beverages around the campfire, and go wheeling, but it was Pw himself who was running late that first day. When he finally arrived with DED touring buddy Freiburger, we had the normal handful of last-minute repairs before we could wheel. Freiburger was spray-painting a new MSD ignition box so it would match the olive drab of the rest of the CJ-8.
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There's a running joke amongst... 
   
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There's a running joke amongst the staff of this magazine and the friends of Pw that he's always the one everyone is waiting on while he fixes his junk. But the truth is, Pw doesn't care. If it means he gets to spend longer days and nights in the dirt, then he's happy. And when the boss is happy, everyone's happy.
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Further wheeling revealed... 
   
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Further wheeling revealed that Pw's junk had a few issues with tires, mostly that they were old, didn't really hold air or stay on the bead very well, and were sorta bald. Other than that, they worked great.
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We were trying to find a replacement... 
   
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We were trying to find a replacement for Randy Ellis' busted Dana 30 hub (broken the night before in a 1 a.m. trail ride).
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From our friends Jimmy to... 
   
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From our friends Jimmy to Richard to Ned, we had the entire spectrum of 4x4 building budgets covered. Jimmy's tractor chugged along all day, Richard's daily-driver flatty worked flawlessly, and Ned's high-zoot mobile was the epitome of a top-end trail machine.
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Everyone was ogling over Soni... 
   
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Everyone was ogling over Soni Honneger's amazing 20-ton milspec motorhome and Cummins Diesel Scorpion--still the baddest buggy of all time.
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Sometimes even the best-built... 
   
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Sometimes even the best-built rigs need a little push. However, it's hard to play bumper cars when one rig is a high-dollar Lexus.
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The first trail was through... 
   
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The first trail was through the keyhole where the big CJ's had a tight squeeze, but the smaller flatfenders had no problem. This notch has been formed from the years of wind and water erosion.
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Williams' little Suzuki flexed... 
   
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Williams' little Suzuki flexed like a river barge and didn't steer much better, but it sure made for exciting pictures when he would try to climb something and the baby Swampers would grab air.
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As dusk grew near, the crew... 
   
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As dusk grew near, the crew started having a few issues. Williams' exhaust got mushed during a steep climb, Ned Bacon gave his TraiLex some new bodywork and removed the driver-side mirror, and Tim Hardy crumpled his rear quarter-panel when Freiburger dragged him out of a tight spot.
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Just before we returned to... 
   
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Just before we returned to camp, Hardy listened to Williams' world-class spotting and tried a little hill descent that was just barely 4 feet tall, but still enough to dump him on his lid. A simple winching from Freiburger's Warn 8274 had him righted, and us headed back to camp.
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As most of the OGC hit the... 
   
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As most of the OGC hit the hay, Williams headed to main camp in search of Kennedy and Jones who were seriously M.I.A. He found them standing over their big brown Lawg, which for some odd reason had sprung a small engine fire. Who would ever guess that a log would catch on fire?
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Later that night, Williams... 
   
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Later that night, Williams again showed his world-class spotting skills as he convinced Jp editor Johnny Cappa to roll his Monster Jeep J-truck onto its side, smashing the cab, but thrilling the crowd.
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Day 2 arrived with Kennedy... 
   
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Day 2 arrived with Kennedy and Jones ready to wheel the Lawg. However, most of the OGC had to hit the road, so we invited UA attendee Too Tall Ted along in his early Bronco. Our first goal was to get the Lawg stuck.
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Too Tall Ted had no problem... 
   
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Too Tall Ted had no problem keeping up with us, and even came home with a few dents, one from the trail and one from Pw's Jeep.
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Pw's Jeep sprung a leak in... 
   
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Pw's Jeep sprung a leak in its radiator hose, but an application of some Edelbrock PowerBond tape had his cheap Jeep up and running quickly.
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By the end of the day, we... 
   
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By the end of the day, we all had a blast and realized that wheeling with friends in cheap 4x4s is always better than wheeling by yourself with a built rig. Plus, if you don't have lockers, it's good to bring your staff along to help push.
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Jones is the opposite end... 
   
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Jones is the opposite end of the spectrum from Pw. He doesn't like little Jeeps, he does like loud music, he's not a fan of body damage, and he hates to go slow. So when Jones is behind the wheel of his big brown Lawg, there was usually gravel flying.

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