Lets get this out of the way right now:
Big Johnson: Get spanked
Big Johnson: Hard and rough
Big Johnson: Bumping the uglies
Yes, this trail is innuendo central, but the name couldnt be more appropriate. Sharp-eyed wheeler, Jon Bundrant of All Pro Off Road, spied this virgin land next to the famous Clawhammer Trail in Johnson Valley (see, get it?), California, then dragged a few of his buddies and their vehicles over, between, and around massive boulders to investigate the trails do-ability. The maiden voyage resulted in half the group making it back to camp in one piece, and the others making it back to camp in pieces. Its a trail you must see to believe.