Who: Josh Alford Where: Fort Hood, TX What: Chevy S-10 Why: A flash flood and an S-10 that cant swim Wallflower: All the good-looking S-10s swam upstream to mate. This little piggy stayed home. |
Who: Jason Elder Where: Dittmer, MO What: 78 F-150 Why: Good ol redneck mud whompin The price: Gonna have to see if those 1/2-ton axles can stand up to 44s since the 39.5s arent doing it. |
Who: Mark Hedspeth Where: Fresno, CA What: CJ-7 Aquarium Jeep Why: Jeeps dont float for long. Herbalist: A water and oil enema always brings out a big smile. |
Who: Damien Aube Where: Hinesburg, VT What: Jeep Cherokee Hot Pocket Why: The ranger said all campfires must be in a metal container above the ground. Mel Tormé: Weve heard of chestnuts roasting and all, but come on. |
Who: Larry Mansfield Where: Porterfield, WI What: Ford F-250 Why: He says, too much gas, not enough Bud Light. Were guessing there was plenty of both. Plan 9 from Green Bay: Heres the gratuitous alien encounter shot. Hope the probe didnt hurt too much. |
Who: Boyd Hopkins Where: Fillmore, CA What: Scout Why: Bald tires and no winch point Eternal optimist: Hold on, honey, just a few passes with the grooving iron and well be good to go. |
Who: Richard Drake Where: Phoenix, AZ What: 78 Chevy Crew Cab Dualie Why: Street tires + sticky mud = using your Crew Cab as a hotel for the night. The irony: Of all the places to get stuck in a mud hole, Arizona has to be the best. |
Who: Rob Wachs Where: Bunola, PA What: Scout II Why: Showin off for the ladies Possum: In a purely defensive move, the modified Scout will play dead until the stock aggressor retreats. |
Who: Mark Keim Where: Covelo, CA What: Max-stealth Toyota Why: Fixing a leaky pond (hey, thats what he said) Marlin Perkins: The Toyotas of the Serengeti use the tall grass to sneak up close to their prey. |
Who: Ben Majewski Where: Woodinville, WA What: 70 Toyota FJ-55 Why: Were guessing it was a slow Fourth of July. Huh?: Is it an FJ-55 or the worlds biggest pond leech? |
Who:Bryan Poupore Where: Lady Lake, FL What: Dodge Power Wagon Why: Dumb-ass buddy dare Stinky?: Geez, that sure looks like one giant steaming cow pie. |
Who: Gary Babin Where: Somerset, NJ What: Peter Pan Toyota Why: Hes totaled it three times. That may explain his animosity towards the DMV. Sweet: You know that fireman is thinking, Dumb ass! |
Who: Pete Weber Where: Clovis, CA What: Big ol honkin Kenworth Why: No ideaphoto courtesy of driveby Samaritan. Jerry Reed: Eastbound and
down. |
Who: Chuck Patton Where: Ash Fork, AZ What: Jeep Cherokee Hang Glider Why: No better way to transport Grandmas dishes. Logic: You mean you still have to stay awake with cruise control? |
Who: Vince A. Marquez Where: Las Vegas, NM What: 63 Scout Why: He wrote, I have killed several Scouts trying to cross the Canadian River here in New Mexico. Does anybody have any tips? How about take the bridge? Dude, wheres my car?: Genius. Sheer genius. |
Who: Shane Bell Where: Lewiston, ME What: Ford Bronco Why: Semi-frozen stream with a snow covering. Aw, yeah! Whered it go?: Will work for third tire. |
Who: Clayton Bryan Where: Copper Canyon, TX What: Toyota Tacoma, TRD Why: Everythings bigger in Texas, even the whoops! Miseryfest 2000: Severely stuck truck, mosquito-filled night of camping, sticky mud, cut heel (nine stitches), and bloodied carpet. They did it right! |
Who: Ryan Kelbey Where: Greenville, SC What: The new Jeep submarine Why: Showing off the fording capabilities of 31-inch tires Wheres the goat?: Looks like the T-Rex scene from Jurassic Park |
Who: Justin Quinzio Where: Yorba Linda, CA What: Ford Ranger Why: Three days of rain and it took a police helicopter to find it. Picnic basket:Yogis smarter than this Ranger. |
Who: Rick DInnocenti Where: Vancouver, WA What: 84 Chevy Blazer with 91 front clip Why: He wrote, tried to make it grow by watering it. Evinrude: That 2hp trolling motor just aint gonna cut it. |
Who: Jason Vinti Where: Walla Walla, WA What: 78 Chevy Blazer Why: Big mud, little tires Going down: Call us when you reach China. |
Who: Derek Thorsrud Where: Fort Hood, TX What: HEMMT Why: Because it was there Boy Scout?: Seeking shelter from the impending storm, a lean-to was hastily constructed out of the most readily available object. |
Who: John Johnsen Where: Aldergrove, B.C. What: 87 Toyota Why: Just another excuse to do the stuck victory dance Punk skateboarders: Dude, then I followed my 540 with an Ollie, like this
. |
Who: Chris LaDrig Where: Saginaw, MI What: 79 Chevy K10 Why: Just bought it and had to see how deep a 38.5-inch Mudder could be buried Move to Beverleee: Only the most discriminating hillbillies use Chevy rigs to drill for oil. |
Who: Vince and Henry Lee Where: Piedra, CA What: 84 Toyota gymnast Why: Rocky trail, short attention span, sarcastic friends. Cool photo. Cool: OK, these ball joints look good, now lets check the other side. |
Who: Ray Malinowsky Where: U.S. Army, Germany What: Suzuki Samurai Why:
it cant be that deep! Up periscope: We think this dude saw U-571 one time too many. |